When God Said Hi

Characters (1)

Dad - Jonathan Lim. Father of Evil Kid. Stands on a hill for 29 years after Evil Kid becomes evil.

Script (17)

Scene 1: When God Said Hi (Finished April 11 2007) #

-- Unfade. Narration of upcoming scenes. Slideshow of scenes to come and just random pictures. --
Dad: OH MY GODS! The world is in grave danger. The gods - GOD - have given me a terrible prophecy.
-- Fade to 'Happy Day'. --
Dad: Signs have begun to appear. What they mean, we can only fantasize.
-- Fade to 'The Kid'. --
Dad: I was once a professional drunkard. I drank 9 gallons of beer daily. I was blind to fate . . . But I changed . . . When God said Hi.
-- Fade to black after seeing Dad drunk. --
God: HI.
-- Unfade to Evil Kid laughing an evil laugh. --
Dad: Now I have become a holy priest.
-- Fade to black. --
Dad: Twenty-nine years from now, great things will occur. Whether they be terrible or the good-kind-of-great, we may never know.
-- Twenty-nine years later. --
Dad: Ok maybe in twenty-nine years...

Scene 2: Message of God (Finished May 29 2007) #

-- Occurs during Dad's speech. --
» The Messenger does his best to act out Dad's narration, while floating in pure darkness.
Messenger: *Does strange dancing and motions to act out Dad*

Scene 4: The Kid (Finished March 19 2007) #

-- Zoom to Evil Kid's birthday party. --
Dad: Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Evil Kid: When I grow up, I want to be . . . YOUR FATHER.
-- Fade and 10 years later. --

Scene 7: The Hungry Time Traveler (Finished March 1 2007-March 27 2007) #

-- Side view of Timeguy sitting on a bench eating a sandwich. Every time he takes a bit, time goes backwards for a second. --
-- Cut to far view of Bob getting held at gunpoint. Rewind and repeat several times (as Timeguy is eating). --
-- Zoom on Timeguy's blank face as he's staring toward scene. --
» Suddenly Timeguy's eyes go wide after watching the scene 10 times in a row.
Timeguy: Oh my god! There's a kid in trouble!
» Timeguy holds up a brand new sandwich Power Bar.
Timeguy: Mmmm! Sandwich! *shoves entire snack into his mouth*
» Time freezes and Timeguy runs over to the scene. He stops right between Bob and Mr. Alien, glaring at Mr. Alien as if ready to fight. Bob has her hand up ready to slap. Timeguy swallows and gets slapped across the head and stumbles into Mr. Alien. They both fall.
-- Cut to view of Bob looking at two unconscious characters. --
» Random Kid comes up.
Random Kid: Damn!!! This guy is crazy buff! He's a guy for reals!
» Bob turns around to face him.
-- Screen fades. --
Timeguy (on ground): Man, I have this saying.. for whoever likes Bob, I feel pity for him.

Scene 9: Charge (Finished April 27 2007) #

-- Cut to view of front of Mr. Alien, who is behind the main characters. Slowly zooming out. --
» Alice, Sloth, Timeguy, Random Kid, and Bob spin around and run out past the camera.
Sloth: Oh my god! Run! It's alive!
Random Kid: Haha! Cool! What are we running from?
Timeguy: It's only an alien, come on. Maybe he wants to be friends.
» Mr. Alien stumbles outward with his tree-branch gun and pokes Timeguy, who screams and runs off.
-- Camera stops zooming out when Evil Kid comes into view as a bum, sleeping on the sidewalk. --
Mr. Alien: Come back you cowards!
» Evil Kid stands up in view of camera.
Evil Kid: Be quiet I'm trying to sleep here! *shaking fist*
» Evil Kid lies back down and puts jacket over head.
» Mr. Alien is surprised that someone would stand up to him.
Mr. Alien: What?! How dare you?!
-- Cut to side view with Mr. Alien marching toward Evil Kid on the floor. --
» Mr. Alien points tree-branch at Evil Kid.
Mr. Alien: Stand up! Don't move!
» Evil Kid yawns and stands up.
Mr. Alien: What is your name?
» Evil Kid touches the tree-branch with his fingertip. Mr. Alien drops the tree-branch as if electrocuted.
Mr. Alien: Ow!
-- Zoom out. Mr. Alien is just standing there, Evil Kid poking and shocking him each time. --
-- Cut to Timeguy. --
» Timeguy stops, spins around, and realizes the scene.
Timeguy: Oh no! Stop guys! There's another kid in trouble!
» He motions towards the others. Bob, Sloth, and Alice come over.
-- Cut to Random Kid. --
» Random Kid keeps running.
-- Cut to Timeguy. --
Timeguy: I said stop!
-- Cut to Random Kid. --
» Random Kid hears nothing and continues running off, screaming.
-- Cut to Evil Kid still poking Mr. Alien. Mr. Alien looks very sleepy. --
Evil Kid: This guy never dies!
» Timeguy runs in behind Evil Kid and cups his hands to shout right into Evil Kid's ear.
Timeguy: Run for your life!
» Timeguy starts running in circles around Mr. Alien and Evil Kid. Evil Kid shocks Timeguy and snickers evilly.
Timeguy: AHH! Oh no! He's got me! He's got me!
-- Cut to face Mr. Alien. --
» Mr. Alien suddenly shakes himself awake. He roars.
Mr. Alien: That's it! I'm angry!
-- Zoom out. --
Evil Kid: Ahh! Don't hurt me!
» Evil Kid and Timeguy run off past camera. Evil Kid drops his hat and sunglasses. Mr. Alien starts to laugh. Evil Kid's hat lands over his face and covers his eyes.
Mr. Alien: Hey!
Timeguy: Run!
» The others come in from the sides and run past the camera. Mr. Alien stays behind, still unable to see.
Mr. Alien: You can hide, but you can't run!
-- Fade to black. --

Scene 10: Down the Alley (Finished March 8 2007) #

-- Bob, Alice, Sloth, Timeguy, and Evil Kid are discussing what to do in alley. CLEARLY there is a fork in the road, both leading to possible escape routes, but our heroes think they have reached a dead end. The 'good guys' are still unaware of Evil Kid's true intentions. --
Evil Kid: Oh no! It's a dead end! What will we do?!
-- Zoom out. --
» Mr. Alien steps into the picture.
-- Characters behave however they want, in the situation that Mr. Alien is chasing them and trying to capture them with his tree branch gun. At some point, Random Kid makes a return and is basically lost in the whole mess. --
-- Scene must end with the heroes escaping to behind the dumpster. Mr. Alien has lost them and is in search. --
» Mr. Alien heads towards the dumpster. Characters gasp. Alice frowns.
Mr. Alien: Aha! I have you guys now!
» Mr. Alien drops his tree-branch gun, and climbs to the top of the dumpster to peer in. Alice walks out from behind the dumpster.
-- Zoom out. It turns out Mr. Alien is not even at the right dumpster. --
» Alice walks over to Mr. Alien's dumpster, where Mr. Alien is peering in, unaware of the problem.
Random Kid: Nooo! Alice! Don't go!
» Alice turns around.
Alice: Shut up [before he hears you]!
-- Face towards Mr. Alien. He's still peering into the dumpster, unaware. --
Alice: Nevermind!
» Mr. Alien turns his head around. Alice kicks the dumpster. Mr. Alien falls in; actually falls out toward ground, someone behind dumpster shuts the lid if possible.

Scene 14: Quotes of God (Finished May 29 2007) #

-- These are random quotes and speeches Dad makes on the hilltop. --

Scene 15: The Hilltop (Finished March 28 2007) #

-- Cut to cold, foggy football field. --
» The remaining good guys are wandering around aimlessly.
Sloth: Where are we?
» Spot, a little gnome runs around screaming and laughing. A distant voice (Dad) mutters random quotes.
Bob: What is that noise?
» Spot runs around, jumps really high, and slaps Bob over the head.
Bob: Ow!
» Bob slaps Timeguy.
Timeguy: That wasn't me!
» Spot comes around and kicks Bob's toe.
» Bob spots the gnome.
Bob: Aha!
Spot: Oh crap...
» Bob stomps on it.
Timeguy: Look there's someone over there!
-- Cut to football stands in the distance. A shadowed figure stands at the top. --
» The group heads toward the stands.
Timeguy: You guys wait here . . . I'll go see who it is!
» Timeguy climbs the stairs slowly (literally).
-- Camera pans to follow him. --
» The random quotes (Dad) grow louder and louder.
» When Timeguy reaches the top, the figure is facing away from him. Timeguy creeps around the figure to see his face. It is Dad, eyes closed and hands together, praying.
Dad: At last, you come. I have been waiting for you for 29 years...
-- Zoom out to see whole stand. --
Dad: Spot! Come to your master!
-- Fade to black. --

Scene: See Spot Run (REMOVED) #

-- It is several minutes before Timeguy reached Dad. The rest of the group is bored at the foot of the stands. --
Bob: What's taking him so long?
Random Kid: He's a time guy right? Maybe he just takes time...
Sloth: Hey! Are you talking about me?!
Random Kid: No... what does being slow have to do with you?
» Sloth thinks for a moment.
Sloth: Hey! You're calling me slow!
Spot: Pst! Hey!
Sloth: What?
» Spot is on the ground in front of them (closer to camera).
Spot: Down here!
» Random Kid looks at the ground but has his back towards Spot.
Random Kid: Oh hey look! This flower can talk! Awesome!
» A rock is thrown at Random Kid.
Random Kid: Ow!
Alice: It's that short midget guy again.
Bob: Didn't I smash you already?
» Bob goes to pick up a tree branch.
Spot: You can't kill me. I'm a gnome. Gnomes are immor-
» Bob smashes him with a tree branch. Spot is a bit dizzy.
Spot: Immortal.
» Bob smashes him again. Spot scrambles to remain standing.
Spot: Stop - I have something to tell you!
» Bob smashes him for the third time.
Spot: It's about Timeguy!
» Bob drops the branch, interested.
Bob: What?
Random Kid: That's really his name?
» Spot acts proud in center of attention.
Spot: I'm just like him.
Bob: What?!
» Bob grabs the tree branch again and smashes him.
Dad: *distant voice* Spot! Come to your master!
Spot: Yes master!
» Spot runs off.
Bob: How dare he run from me!
» Bob chases after him up the steps.
Random Kid: That's HIS Name? Why does everyone have a weird name?
Alice: What's your name then?
» The group goes to follow Bob.

Scene 16: Prophecy (Finished March 28 2007 - May 31 2007) #

-- Cut back to Timeguy's conversation with Dad. --
Dad: I am a professional drunkard-turned-holy-priest. The world is in grave danger... The gods-
Timeguy: You mean GOD.
Dad: GOD has spoken to me. He tells me of a prophecy that I must tell you! Fate has brought you here to me. I have been waiting for you for 29 years...
» There is a moment of silence between the two.
Timeguy: You already said that!
Dad: I know! Now let me continue! The evil kid, whom you innocent children have stumbled-
Timeguy: Hey! I'm 12 years old! Time traveling just makes me LOOK young!
Dad: The evil kid, whom you innocent REJECTS have stumbled upon, has a very unique relation to me, and perhaps all of you.
» Timeguy looks extremely interested.
Dad: He is ... my son.
» There is a moment of silence.
Timeguy: What's that got to do with me?
» Spot comes dashing up the steps and hops onto Dad's shoulder.
Dad: Took you long enough! This is my pet gnome, Spot. I will send him with you to help thwart the Evil Kid. Please take good care of him and feed him at least 7 times a day. He's allergic to cake, cheese, frisbees, tree leaves, and pie.
» Spot hops down between Timeguy and Dad.
Timeguy: Hey! I don't want him! That's a lot of work!
» Bob comes charging up the steps and smashes him with a tree branch. Dad blinks a few times. All is silent before he freaks.
Dad: OH MY GODS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? Don't you listen?! I said he's allergic to tree leaves!
Bob: Relax! This is a tree BRANCH!
Spot: Dad! I'm okay!
» Bob smashes him again.
Bob: See?
» Random Kid and the others finally make it up the stairs.
Bob: You guys are too slow!
Alice: Sloth didn't make it. She collapsed on the third step.
Dad: Spot can help you guys. I have cursed him to obey any orders.
Bob: Spot! Go carry Sloth!
Spot: I can't do that! I'm-
Bob: That's an order!
» Spot grumbles and dashes down the stairs. Bob kicks him off.
Dad: So long, my dear pet Spot!
Random Kid: That was really uncalled for...
Timeguy: Okay, so now that we have Spot, we can use him to defeat the Evil Kid right?
Dad: That is correct. You catch on very fast! It makes me proud to see-
Random Kid: How do we use Spot to defeat the Evil Kid? Do we throw him at the enemy?
Bob: I'll do it!
Dad: You guys are horrible! You must work together! What did you think I meant?!
Timeguy: I thought I was supposed to eat him... to boost my strength right?
Sloth: What do I get to eat?
Bob: Why would you want to eat it? It's so nasty!
Dad: *sigh* You all must go now. The Evil Kid will find this sanctuary soon. May the gods-
Timeguy: God.
Dad: May the GOD watch over you.
» Timeguy and the others start their march down the steps. Dad motions towards Random Kid. Random Kid stays behind.
Dad: They're going to need much more help to overcome the other obstacles. I shall you train you as my apprentice, dear... what's your name?
Random Kid: Oh cool! Maybe you can teach me to rap or something!
-- Cut to solo of Dad lip-syncing and trying to rap without saying anything. --
-- Cut back to normal view. --
» Dad is exhausted. Random Kid is blank.
Random Kid: Okay...
» Dad sighs, stares blankly, and then resumes praying.
-- Fade to black. --
Dad: *praying* They learn something new everyday but never anything more than anyone else.
-- Zoom out of scene of traveling heroes, on TV. --
Dad: They are well on their way. Their destiny is going as it should be.
Random Kid: That sounds great man. I'm really happy for ya.
Dad: However, unfortunately for them, their destiny is that they will fail!
Random Kid: Aw that sucks!
Dad: That's where you come in. You, my friend, shall learn the arts needed to steer them to a far better future, and hopefully the entire mankind will benefit!
Random Kid: Man, I hate art.
Dad: First, you must learn to fly!
» Dad walks off screen. Random Kid follows.

Scene 18: The Messenger (Finished Started May 4 2007 - May 31 2007) #

-- Cut to football stands. --
» Timeguy steps in from behind the camera, peering at the stands. The Messenger stands with his back to Timeguy at the top of the hill, praying.
-- Cut to middle-view of stands. --
» Timeguy runs up the steps.
-- Cut to top-to-bottom view of the stands. Only the Messenger's foot is seen. --
» Timeguy runs up and reaches the top, slowly stepping in front of the Messenger.
-- Pan up to reveal the Messenger is not Dad. --
Timeguy: Holy priest! We nee - WHOA! WHO ARE YOU?
» The Messenger stops praying and goes crazy as Dad did.
Messenger: Argh! You ruined my prayer to God! What do you want?!
Timeguy: Have you seen a holy priest around here?
Messenger: You mean the drunk guy?
Timeguy: Yes, the drunk-turned-holy priest!
Messenger: Wrong hill you idiot!
-- Cut to green screen of distant shot of football stands. --
» The Messenger drags Timeguy in from the side and points towards the stands away from the camera.
Messenger: The drunk guy lives on that hill over there!
-- Transition to Timeguy at the foot of the other hill. --
» Timeguy looks up towards the hill. Another Messenger is praying at the top.
Timeguy: I never noticed there was another hill here before...
» Timeguy runs up the steps.
-- Cut to top-to-bottom view again. Slowly pan up to reveal the Messenger again. --
» Timeguy is more careful to climb up, but once he reaches the top, he quickly steps around the Messenger.
Timeguy: Holy priest! We - you again?
Messenger: Huh?
Timeguy: Didn't I just see you on the other hill?
Messenger: What other hill?
» Timeguy points towards the camera out into the distance.
Timeguy: That other-
-- Cut to view of fields with no stands in site. --
-- Cut back to side view of Timeguy and Messenger. --
Timeguy: Nevermind. Do you know where the Holy Priest is?
Messenger: Yes, he has left you a message. Do you wish to hear it?
Timeguy: Really? What is it?
» The Messenger freezes and jolts for a second, before clasping his hands together in a praying stance.
Messenger: Dear loyal messenger, please record this message for Timeguy, who will soon arrive here.
Timeguy: Yes sir!
» Suddenly the Messenger goes wild.
Messenger: Wait are you recording? What?! No! Undo! Ah forget it!
» Timeguy is confused.
» The Messenger resumes a praying stance and calms down.
Messenger: Okay, the message for Timeguy: Timeguy! I foresee a future!
» Timeguy is drawn in and gazes in wonder.
Messenger: Five minutes from this message, you will find that Spot has frozen himself in time. You will come to this hill for help and find my Messenger. He will tell you the solution!
» The Messenger jerks and resumes a normal stance.
Messenger: End of Message 1 of 956 (random number) for Timeguy. Do you wish to hear the next message?
Timeguy: Yes!
-- Fade. --

Scene 19: Training pt1 (Finished April 11 2007-April 25 2007) #

-- Cut to quad. --
» Dad walks to center and Random Kid follows.
-- Cut to closer view. --
Dad: Fly as high as you can.
Random Kid: What do you mean?
Dad: Fly as high as you can.
-- Zoom out. --
» Random Kid jumps pathetically.
-- Zoom in. --
Dad: Amazing! Excellent! You are already 726 (random number) lessons ahead of what I originally planned!
Random Kid: That was flying?
Dad: Not quite, but almost. You just have to flap your wings... like this!
-- Zoom out. --
» Dad jumps and flaps his arms up and down. He goes up several stories. Random Kid is in shock.
Random Kid: Dude how you do that? That is crazy!
-- Cut to close up on Dad in the sky. --
» Dad smiles and clasps his hands together to pray and bow.
-- Zoom out. --
» Suddenly he flaps frantically and drops like a rock, landing on the floor with a thud. Random Kid tries to catch him, but decides against it.
-- Cut to black. --

Scene 20: The Message (Finished May 8 2007 - May 15 2007) #

-- Cut to hilltop. side view of Timeguy standing with the Messenger. --
» The Messenger is in a praying stance.
Messenger: Whenever Spot refuses to come back to the present, all one must do, is water him with pure, botter water. Botter is the purest substance on this face of this Earth.
» The Messenger jolts back to normal.
Messenger: End of Message 523 of 1022 (higher number) for Timeguy. Do you wish to hear the next message?
Timeguy: Yes!
» The Messenger jolts and suddenly becomes an alarmed Holy Dad.
Messenger: Messenger! This message is NOT for Timeguy! You cannot let that bastard Timeguy know this! Remember that! I just saw in my vision, something horrible, something terrifying, Timeguy will . . . oh look a flower!
» The Messenger turns around, suddenly jolts, and faces Timeguy again.
» Timeguy is confused and slowly begins to anger.
Timeguy: Huh? Why will I look at a flower? Why am I a bastard?
» The Messenger jolts again. He is Dad going crazy again.
Messenger: *sings* Oh my gods god! Oh my gods god - Dangit! Stupid messenger! Quit recording after I finish!
» The Messenger acts out Dad swinging his arm and actually smacks Timeguy.
Timeguy: Ow!
» Timeguy attacks the Messenger, who stumbles backwards but is unharmed.
Messenger: Message recorded. Please state the recipient.
» Timeguy smiles evilly.
Timeguy: The holy priest. I'll show him who's the bastard.
» Timeguy's eyes glow red and he begins an evil laugh.
-- Fade. --
Messenger: Replaying message for confirmation.
-- Sound of someone being punched. --
Timeguy: Ow!
Messenger: Please confirm this is your message for Holy Priest.

Scene 21: Training pt2 (Finished May 24 2007) #

-- Cut to sky. --
» Random Kid zooms across the sky, far and close.
-- Zoom out to show Dad watching on the ground below, sprawled across the ground and odd angles. --
Dad: Ya!!! Good job! Now do it super speed.
-- Cut to sky. --
» Random Kid does more flying but is fast-forwarded.
Dad: Break a wall with your fist!
-- Cut to brick wall. --
» Random Kid walks up and punches it, breaking his hand instead.
Dad: Kick a flower!
-- Cut to flower. Then cut to zoom out view. --
» Random Kid comes running down, yelling, before kicking the flower as hard as he can.
Dad: Shoot energy beams!
-- Cut to Random Kid standing by Dad on the floor. --
» Random Kid aims directly above Dad, but the beam scorches the entire side of the quad, including Dad.
Dad: Ahh! Not me you dimbledweed!
» Random Kid spins around and fires the other way. The Messenger screams in the distance.
-- Close up on Dad. --
Dad: Do the splits!
-- Cut to zoomed out quad. --
» Random Kid splits in half and falls apart.
-- Close up on Dad. --
Dad: Ah crap.

Scene 23: The Bastard (Finished June 6 2007) #

-- Cut to quad. --
» Dad is pacing back and forth. Random Kid is standing and watching him.
Dad: Kid, there is something I must tell you. Someone in your group will turn on you. Someone . . .
» The Messenger suddenly shows up behind him.
Messenger: Message for Holy Priest.
» Dad turns around, very fearful.
Dad: M-m-message for ME?
Messenger: Playing message 1 of 10.
Dad: Nooo! Stop! Noo!
» Dad steps back.
» The Messenger jerks and chuckles evilly.
Messenger: Holy Priest. I'll show him who's the bastard.
» The Messenger jerks and becomes calm.
Messenger: End of message 1 of 10.
» Dad is relieved and stands by the Messenger. He motions for Random Kid to come.
Dad: Kid, this is my messenger. I have trained him to be the most efficient -
Messenger: Playing message 2 of 10.
» The Messenger jerks and faces Dad, who is unaware.
Messenger: Ow!
» The Messenger smacks Dad.
Messenger: End of message 2 of 10. Playing message 3 of 10.
Dad: Ahh you bastard! You're only supposed to record messages from me!
-- Zoom out. --
» Dad is screaming and being beat up by the Messenger.
-- Fade to black. --
Dad: Goddammit Kid! Do something!

Scene 25: Showdown (Finished April 16 2007-May 29 2007) #

-- Cut to back view of horizon. --
Dad: Not so fast!
» Dad marches toward the camera, Spot on his shoulder. Random Kid marches closely by his side.
Dad: To defeat the evilest of the evil people things, we must group together to be the biggest of the good things!
-- Cut to Alice and the others. --
Bob: What are you trying to say?
» Random Kid runs in.
Random Kid: Oh hey! A gun!
Sloth: Don't kill yourself again.
Bob: What are you guys supposed to do?
Random Kid: Holy Dad has taught me well. You must use Spot!
-- Cut to Dad in horizon. --
» Dad looks extremely proud. Spot looks nervously between Dad and the camera.
-- Cut to group. --
Timeguy: Ohhhh yeeeaaaahhhh! I remember that! We're supposed to fire Spot at the Evil Kid!
-- Cut to empty area. --
» Timeguy runs in and holds up a rocket launcher.
Timeguy: Spot! Come here!
» Spot runs over and stops in front of Timeguy. Timeguy stuffs the launcher over Spot and aims the launcher into the sky.
Timeguy: Fire!
-- Cut to above Timeguy at an angle. Timeguy is aiming the launcher at the camera. --
Spot: Oh crap!
» Spot shoots out of the launcher and towards the camera.
-- Cut to far side view. --
» Timeguy is extremely happy and shades his eyes to watch Spot fly off into the sky.
Spot: Time freeze!
-- Cut to close-up on Timeguy. --
» Timeguy becomes confused and squints into the distance.
-- Cut to behind Timeguy facing the spaceship (Evil Kid's head) in the sky. --
» A tiny speck is frozen in between.
-- Cut back to looking down on Timeguy from above. Pan to the right to reveal a enlarged, frozen Spot, facing the camera with an idiotic grin. --
-- Cut back to close side view with Timeguy. --
Spot: Rewind!
» Timeguy gets the launcher ready and Spot zooms back into it. Timeguy steps back as if feeling the impact.
Timeguy: Fire!
» Spot shoots off into the sky and out of the screen.
Spot: Rewind!
» Spot zooms back into the launcher.
Timeguy: Fire!
Spot: Rewind!
Timeguy: Fire!
Spot: Rewind!
-- green screen of the rest of the group watching the scene from far side view. --
Alice: *faces Dad* This isn't working...
Dad: *faces Alice* That's because he's not doing it right!
Random Kid: *turns towards camera* Can Spot really blow up the spaceship?
» The entire group should be turned towards the camera now (facing each other). There is a moment of silence.
Dad: Of course he can! Have I not learned anything I taught you?
» Bob picks up a tree branch that just happens to be on the ground.
Bob: Let me try then.
-- Cut to close-up of Timeguy still firing the weapon. --
Timeguy: Fire!
» Bob pushes Timeguy aside.
Bob: Move!
» Spot zooms back down and Bob swings. Spot zooms off much faster this time.
Spot: Ow!
-- Cut to behind Bob and Timeguy facing the sky. --
» Spot zooms off towards the ship and rebounds off of it. The ship starts to slide out into the distance and disappears.
Bob: Your rocket launcher sucks.
Timeguy: How'd you - nevermind.
» Timeguy pulls out an apple.
-- Cut to apple in Timeguy's hand. --
-- Cut to front view of Bob and Timeguy. --
Timeguy: Mmm... apple!
» Bob makes a motion to steal it.
Bob: Hey, I saved the day. I should have the apple!
» Bob takes the apple and eats it. Timeguy stares blankly and begins to cry. His crying transitions to choking and then an evil laugh. He raises his head.
-- Cut to Timeguy's face. --
» Timeguy becomes extremely mad and insane and begins laughing evilly.

Scene 26: The Beginning of Time (Finished April 19 2007 - May 24 2007) #

-- Zoom out from Timeguy laughing to reveal Bob staring at him. --
Bob: What are you laughing?
» Bob moves in to slap him. Timeguy ducks it.
Timeguy: Not this time.
» Bob swings again and again. Timeguy dodges it and then blocks and catches her hand. There is a loud crackling noise and Timeguy lets go.
Timeguy: Ow! That's it! I've had it!
» Timeguy runs off to an empty space.
-- Cut to Timeguy alone. --
» He pulls out more snacks and starts eating as fast as he can, but chewing carefully with an evil glare towards the group. He laughs evilly with his mouth full.
-- Cut to Random Kid, Alice, Sloth, and Dad. --
» Bob runs in to join.
Random Kid: What'd you do? He looks like he's about to pig himself to death!
Bob: Who cares?
» There's a blur of Timeguy and Bob falls over as if slapped over the head.
Bob: Ow!
-- Cut to Dad alone. --
Dad: Oh no! God told me this would happen! You've made Timeguy-
» Timeguy zooms in and charges into him, dragging him off screen. Dad, in a praying stance, is caught by surprise and his last word echoes.
Dad: -angry-y-y-y!

Scene 27: The End of Time (Finished May 1 2007 - May 24 2007) #

-- Cut to the remaining group. --
Random Kid: Holy Dad! No! TIMEGUY!
-- Cut to Timeguy just jogging away, then dropping Dad and turning around. --
Timeguy: What?
-- Cut to group. --
» Random Kid steps forward.
Random Kid: Leave Holy Dad alone and fight me instead!
-- Cut back and forth between Timeguy's and Random Kid's face close-up. Both are angry at each other. --
-- Cut to group which looks worried. --
-- Cut to behind Random Kid. --
» Random Kid whispers behind him to the group.
Random Kid: Don't worry! Holy Dad taught me well...
» At the same time Timeguy zooms in from the side and Random Kid falls off screen.
» Timeguy stands in center. He pulls out another snack and starts chewing on it.
Timeguy: You fail!
» Random Kid slowly jogs back in from the side and Timeguy zooms towards him.
-- Cut to open area. Timeguy and Random Kid zoom around fighting each other on the ground. At some point, they go off screen, and come back in (greenscreen) to start flying. --
-- Towards the end of the fighting, they fall back to the ground (one of them lands). --
» Random Kid is becoming tired. Timeguy takes a bite out of a candy bar and charges at him.
Random Kid: Oh no!
» Random Kid falls backward and Timeguy flies over him.
-- In actual video, Random Kid's top half falls down while his legs remain standing. --
» Timeguy lands on the other side, confused. He turns around and looks right over Random Kid's body, not seeing Random Kid below him.
-- Cut to group. --
Alice: Shouldn't we help him or something?
Bob: No.
Sloth: You guys are horrible! I'll save you random person!
» Sloth runs towards the camera, but collapses.
Sloth: Oh my god! Heart attack!
-- Cut to behind Timeguy. Random Kid is hidden on the grass. --
» Timeguy suddenly points towards the field.
Timeguy: Ohhh! Look! A flower!
» Timeguy runs towards it to pick it up. Random Kid slowly rises behind him and watches.
-- Zoom to Timeguy. --
Timeguy: So strange! Why is there a lone flower here?
-- Cut to Random Kid, facing the camera. --
» Random Kid twitches a bit. Dad's voice echoes 'Kick the flower...'
-- Cut to Timeguy, view now with crosshair. A target circle appears on the flower he's holding. --
-- Cut to Random Kid. --
» Dad runs in behind him in the distance.
Dad: Kick the flower you idiot! (in ghostly voice)
» Random Kid charges towards the camera and jumpkicks, while screaming.
-- Cut Timeguy, zooming in on him. --
» Timeguy looks towards the camera and screams, holding the flower in his hand.
-- Cut to side. --
» Random Kid jumpkicks and Timeguy flies backwards onto the grass. Timeguy gets up and quickly starts running away toward middle of the screen. Random Kid faces him and fires an energy beam at him before chasing after. Timeguy is knocked down by the energy beam.
-- Cut to behind Timeguy, slowly getting up. --
» Random Kid is seen running up behind him. Timeguy slowly turns around, very scared and holding up the flower to the side. Random Kid screams and jumps at him.
-- Cut to side. --
» Timeguy is still holding up the flower and cowering. Random Kid finishes his jump and slaps the flower out of Timeguy's hand. Random Kid then resumes to pounce on the flower and destroy it. Timeguy turns around, confused.
» Random Kid finishes and stands proud over the dead flower.
-- Cut to Timeguy. --
» Timeguy becomes angry and charges towards the camera. Random Kid is heard being knocked down.
-- Cut to side. --
» Random Kid is lying unconscious. Dad is running and screaming in the background. Timeguy is in a frenzy and glances back and forth. He spots the camera and charges towards it.
-- Cut to group. --
Alice: Oh no he's coming this way!
» Sloth is still lying on the ground and suddenly gets up. She turns around towards the group.
Sloth: Run! Don't just stand there!
» Dad sticks his head in from behind the group.
Dad: Shh! He's colorblind! Maybe if we don't move, he won't see us!
-- Cut to Timeguy's vision of them, marching up. Everything is blue. --
-- Cut to group again. --
» Timeguy is seen marching up from the camera behind Sloth.
Bob: Look behind you!
-- Cut to side. --
» Sloth spins around, screams, and puts out her hand. Timeguy is suddenly lifted slightly in the air and running in place.
Timeguy: Hey put me down!
» Sloth faints and he falls to the ground.
-- Cut to Timeguy. --
» Timeguy gets up and looks extremely pissed. Suddenly an alarm rings. He is shocked and pulls out a clock.
Timeguy: Oh no! Time ran out!
» Timeguy begins to fade.
Timeguy: Noooooooo!
» In desperate attempt, Timeguy begins shoving food into his mouth but he eventually fades away.
-- Cut to group. --
» Sloth is slightly in front and in deep shock.
Sloth: Did I do that?
» Dad runs in behind the group from the front and back towards the front. (full U-turn) He stands next to Sloth and looks proud.
Dad: We all did it! Good job team!
» Spot is scene falling from the sky in the background.
-- Fade to black. --