Overview
Status: Finished
Production Date: May 1 2007 - May 19 2007
Length: 10 min.
Genre: Spoof/Comedy/Horror
Synopsis
Moviemakers Club entries to the
MTV and Yahoo Movie Spoof Contest. Originally one long movie spoof split into two. One spoofs mainly Saw and the other spoofs a variety of things, with the 'plot' involving the Grudge character and a Lakehouse teacher.
Grudged Love: A man finds love in an abandoned mailbox. His first day as an English teacher is not as planned. Rate/Watch at
mtvmovieawards.yahoo.com,
Youtube.comSawagalaga de III: The man, who found love in a mailbox, returns with a deadly secret... Will his victims make it out alive?! Rate/Watch at
mtvmovieawards.yahoo.com,
Youtube.comCharacters (10)
1. Patterson - Michael Fry. A mild teacher who is not strict. Throughout the film he hides and keeps secrecy of his love letters he checks everyday. Has a twisted side of being jigsaw.
2. Saw Guy 1 - Jonathan Lim. A hopeless teen, stuck in chains throughout the whole film and whenever he finds him self free, he is trapped once again.
3. Saw Guy 2 - Gavin Wong. A hopeless teen, stuck in chains throughout the whole film and whenever he finds him self free, he is trapped once again.
4. Number 23 Kid - Asee Thao. A crazed young teen who is totally into the number 23, he twitches almost every-time he says it, like twitch on South Park.
6. Kayako - Sara Shijo. A knock off grudge girl, really serious, scary, and same type of look
Script (2)
-- Focus behind Kayako writing a letter. --
-- Cut to the teacher welcomes the class as it enters. --
Patterson: Good Morning Class of English 101. Today we will be studying grammar, take..
-- Cut to Number 23 Kid. --
» Number 23 Kid raises his hand.
Number 23 Kid: (rapidly) You know...You know..23 is how old my dog will be and how many times I fart in a day, and sleep at night, and how many times I wet my....
-- Cut to behind the kid and facing Patterson. --
Patterson: --interupts-- Ok! Take out your books out and read pages 23-30.
Number 23 Kid: Oh my god!! 23333..
-- Cut to face kid among others. --
» Some kids nearby whisper to him that Patterson is 23 years old.
Number 23 Kid: *gasp* No wonder he is so evil... I knew it all along!
Someone corrects him: Actually I heard he just turned 24...
-- Cut back to behind to face Patterson. --
Number 23 Kid: Dammit!
Patterson: That's enough. Now, moving on.
Patterson: What do think of the book Ricky "Booby" class?
» Kayako raises her.
Patterson: Kayako
-- Cut to Kayako. Room shakes as she speaks. --
Kayako: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (for about 5-8 seconds of it)
=Camera is panning the room, people are starring=
=cut to Patterson.=
Patterson: (pissed off) aaaaaaaaa (audio clip- aaaa) to you too!
» Race Car Kid raises his hand.
-- Cut to Race Car Kid. --
Race Car Kid: (hillbilly like) I just want to go FAST!
-- Cut to view of front of Patterson and the backs of the class (see door). Camera follows to show kid running out the door. --
Patterson: You go!!
» Race Car Kid gets up and runs out the door. The entire class follows. Number 23 Kid screams 23 while he does.
-- Cut to outside. --
» Race Car Kid proceeds to run in circles several times around the yard.
-- Cut to crowd outside room watching and cheering. --
-- Cut back to classroom. Zoom out from Patterson to imply an empty classroom. --
-- Camera from Patterson's view, watching the class. --
Patterson: (thinking) Argh.. I seriously need some time off...
-- Camera stops at mailbox. --
Patterson: The mailbox!
-- Cut to flashback of Patterson at the Lakehouse, stealing the mailbox and installing it in his room. --
» Patterson goes over to mailbox and takes out a letter.
Patterson: Lalala! How have you been doing my love?
» He reads the letter outloud.
-- Cut to letter. --
Letter:
//
» My Dear love,
» I plan to work for Mcdonalds, being young I am forced into the burgers. I know were twenty years apart, but I hope on one magical day we meet and f..
//
» There's a low 'aaaa' noise.
-- Cut to front of Patterson. --
» Patterson glances up from the letter.
-- Zoom out to reveal Kayako in back corner writing. --
Patterson: (embarassed) Why are you still here?!
» Kayako ignores him.
Kayako: aaaaa....
» Patterson marches over to grab the paper.
Patterson: (angry) What are your writing!
Kayako: aaaa (quick audio clip)
» Patterson glances the paper and gets emotional...
-- Edited zoom and inspirational music, cuts between the two --
» Patterson overreacts when he finds out that their lovers
Patterson: You were the one that said you worked at Mcdonalds!
-- cut to scene in Mcdonald's, Kayako gets burned by the fry cooker --
-- cut back to Kayako and Patterson --
Patterson: But you belong 20 years in the future... You time traveled just for me
-- Cut to Kayako trying to get in a mail box (squealing 'aaaaaa') --
-- Cut to Patterson and Kayako. --
Patterson: You really did this all for me?!
-- Zooming on Kayako and sudden quick zoom into her mouth, black --
Kayako: Yeaaaaaaaa (audio grudge)
-- Fade. --
-- Two angles or clips switching back between Characters. --
» Two teens are stuck in the dark with a light next to them and they're scared. They are under the TV set.
Saw Guy 1: Hello!!! ANYONE, anyone here!??
» Saw Guy 2 appears and is stuck too
Saw Guy 2: This is hopeless. (whining)
» Saw Guy 1 starts to play Cats Cradle with his chain.
Saw Guy 2: What are you doing?
Saw Guy 1: (suddenly happy) Cats Cradle wanna play!
-- Cut to Camera revealing the TV. --
» TV comes on and Patterson in a mask appears, back turned to the screen. He turns around past the camera and gets lost a bit.
Patterson: Dammit... where's the camera?
-- Cut to guys below. --
» Saw Guy 1 and 2 are really confused
-- Cut back to TV. --
» Patterson is facing the camera with some glasses on . He puts them away.
Patterson: Ah there we go.
» Patterson places the mask back on.
Patterson: I want to play a game with you.
-- Cut to guys. --
Saw Guy 1: What the hell he wants to play with US!?
Saw Guy 2: Ahh. Sick!
-- Cut to TV. --
Patterson: (embarrassed) No, no..I want to test you..
-- Cut to guys. --
Saw Guy 1 and Saw Guy 2: (unison) Oh ok...
-- Cut to guys. Slowly zoom out to reveal a teddy bear watching them. --
Patterson: In front of you, you will find a teddy bear to comfort you.
-- Cut to view front of bear. --
Patterson: Behind it, you will find an array of tools to free yourselves.
» Saw Guy 1 kicks the teddybear out of the way to reveal a pair of scissors, a whoopy cushion (goes off), and rubber ducky.
-- Switch back showing a confused scared expression on guy 1,2 faces. --
-- Cut to TV, slowly zooming in and stopping at Patterson's final words. --
Patterson: Oh by the way, there's some gay poison in you, you will die in 3 months.
-- Cut to Saw Guy 2. --
» Saw Guy 2 tries to blow the chains with the whoopy cushion, but to no avail.
Saw Guy 2: He wants us to cut through ourselves...
-- Cut to Saw Guy 1. --
» Saw Guy 1 screams and starts cutting his leg with the scissors.
-- Cut between guys as they talk. --
Saw Guy 2: What the heck are you doing?!
Saw Guy 1: I'm getting out!
» Saw Guy 1 still sawing, Saw Guy 2 panics.
Saw Guy 2: Don't you're going to kill yourself!
Saw Guy 1: I'm almost through...
-- Cut to Saw Guy 2. --
-- Cut to Saw Guy 1, now screaming in pain. --
-- Cut to leg, cut off. --
-- Cut to Saw Guy 2. --
Saw Guy 2: Ah yes! I'm free!
-- Cut to Saw Guy 1. Zoom out to show his foot no where in sight. --
Saw Guy 1: Wait... where's my foot? Noooo! I lost my foot! It's gone! What the hell?!
-- Cut to Saw Guy 2. --
» Saw Guy 2 is no longer chained to Saw Guy 1 and walks free towards the door.
-- Cut to Saw Guy 1. --
Saw Guy 1: Don't leave me!
Saw Guy 2: Sorry I have to go!
-- Cut to front of Saw Guy 2. --
» Saw Guy 2 jumps back from door.
-- Cut to door. --
» Door slowly opens.
Saw Guy 2: Quick! Hide!
-- Cut to Saw Guy 2 from ground up. --
» Saw Guy 2 jumps.
-- Cut to middle of classroom. --
» Saw Guy 2 is still in the air.
-- Cut to behind desk. --
» Saw Guy 2 lands behind the desk.
Saw Guy 2: Don't just sit there! Someone's coming!
-- Cut to Saw Guy 1. --
» Saw Guy 1 falls over and starts dragging himself towards the desk.
-- Cut to door, from ground down. --
» Patterson's shoes step in.
-- Pan across room from Patterson's view, noting huge blood stains from Saw Guy 1 dragging himself. --
-- Cut to door, which shuts. --
-- Focus on desk. --
» Saw Guys poke their heads out.
Saw Guy 2: All right! The room is empty!
Saw Guy 1: Let's make a break for it!
» Saw Guy 1 runs out towards the door but falls over.
Saw Guy 1: Ahhh! My leg! I can't make it! Carry me Saw Guy 2!!!
-- Cut to Saw Guy 1's broken leg from before. --
» Saw Guy 2 runs off.
Saw Guy 2: Screw you man!
» He runs a few steps, then falls, leaving the camera view.
-- Cut to ground view of Saw Guy 2 landing on the ground. --
-- Cut to his ankle, still chained. --
-- Cut to behind Saw Guy 2. --
» Kayako is in the doorway, going 'aaaa'.
Saw Guy 2: Oh shit...
