Script (4)
-- Takes place at the drive-thru at a fast food restaurant. Start off with the cops talking to each other, waitin for the person at the window to give them their food. --
Employee: Sorry about the HOLD UP, officers. We are all TIED UP with our work.
Cop 1: Oh, no problem. Can we have our food now?
Employee: Uhhh, thats gonna be $9.11
Cop 1: $9.11 for a few tacos? Thats kind of expensive...
Employee: Yea, you could call that ROBBERY.
Cop 1: No no, its ok.
Employee: No really, that's like ROBBERY huh?
Cop 1: Nah I understand with the economy going down, you guys gotta raise your prices. Heres your money.
-- Fade to show time passing, Cops still waiting for tacos. --
Cop 2: Can you believe how bad the economy is now?
Cop 1: Yeah, $9.11 is way too much for tacos... I think shes trying to overcharge us. This is like robbery!
Cop 2: Hmmm... robbery... yeah.... Hmm... wait a minute.....
-- Long pause --
Cop 2: OH MAN!
Cop 1: (looks around) What? What is it??
Cop 2: I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning!! AWWW MAN.
-- Fade --
Employee: Sorry about the wait sir, but I dropped your change back here. Can you come in here and help me look? (Makes shooting gestures with her hands and points behind her)
Cop 1: Are you flirting with me??
Employee: Oh my god... No sir, I am not flirting with you!
Cop 2: Of course not, she's flirting with me, right?? I get off at 5, and I'll come pick you up then. (wink wink)
Employee: Ugh.. you know what? Why don't you come back here right now and we can make out.... Make sure you come through the front door.
Cop 2: Ah, actually I really shouldn't. I'm on the job right now, need to be alert to catch those bad guys, you know?
Employee: (sighs) Wait here.
-- Cut to employee handing bag to officer. --
Cop 1: Thank you
-- They drive off. --
Cop 2: Hey, there's a note in here... "Help us, there are two armed men inside."
Cop 1: There better be two-armed men inside, how can a one-armed man make tacos???
