1. Mr. Alien - Elliott Pickett. Crashlands from space and is only survivor, but he plans to take over the world.
2. Bob - Leslie Fung. It's a she, not a he. Somehow always beating other characters up.
3. Evil Kid - William Mok. "When I grow up, I want to be . . . YOUR FATHER."
4. Timeguy - Asee Thao. Can time travel when he eats. "I'm going to go to the future!" *takes a chomp out of sandwich*
5. Sloth - Christie Lim. Friend of Bob, slow-ish and out of shape.
6. Alice - Alice Lin. Friend of Bob. Ate flashlight when little and now has a glowing head, sparked by Evil Kid.
Alien Pico de Gallo (REMOVED) - In Choi. (replaced Sasha Shumarayeva) Alien with super speed.
7. Random Kid - Gavin Wong. Talks and acts very ghetto all the time and very randomly appears.
8. Dad - Jonathan Lim. Father of Evil Kid. Stands on a hill for 29 years after Evil Kid becomes evil.
9. Spot - Trevor Ito. Gnome assistant of Dad. Key to Evil Kid's defeat.
10. Messenger - David Tam. Messenger who records everything and playsback to the owner. If someone slapped the messenger during a message, he will slap the owner during the playback.
11. Future Timeguy - Leesang Thao.
